One Seat

A SEPTA Comic
October 17th, 2026

Comic Text

The SEPTA regional rail arrives at a station at rush hour. The train cars are crowded.

There's a sign that says: Unless you have more than one butt, you only get one seat.

One guy has a bag on the seat next to him. Someone comes up to him and says: Excuse me, can I sit there?

He responds: I actually have two butts.

He turns and reveals that he indeed has two butts.

If you ride SEPTA, have you seen those signs on the regional rail that say Unless you have more than one butt, you only get one seat? I made this for the Transit Forward Philadelphia art show, Making All Stops.