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Free Hugs

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(Simon is wearing a "free hugs" shirt)
Simon: I'm sorry, Lily, I know you didn't mean to blame anyone. And it's totally okay if you like the book.
Lily: Thanks, Simon. For the record, I don't like how the author talks about it either. I have to go, I'm meeting people for dinner.
Simon: Hey.
(Simon motions to hug her and they hug)
Lily: You better not charge any hidden fees for this.
Simon: You'll find out when my bill comes.

Invalid ID

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(Lily and friends are at a restaurant, the waiter is holding Lily's driver's license)
Waiter: I'm sorry, this license is expired.
Lily: It still proves I'm twenty-three.
Waiter: You look sixteen.
Lily: I KNOW. Okay, I'll have ginger ale.
Bridget: You don't have your current ID, Lily?
Lily: I haven't gotten around to renewing it.
Bridget: It expires in May, right? It's been like... five months.
Lily: So Paula, how was your date last week?
Paula: UGH. He spent the whole night trying to sell me birth control.
Lily: WHAT?
Bridget: I think I've HEARD about that guy.

Romantic Prospects

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Bridget: How about you, Lily? Any romantic prospects?
Lily: No. I made an interesting friend, though.
Paula: A male friend?
Lily: Yeah.
Bridget: Hey, the best relationships start out that way. Nick and I were friends at first.
(Nick mouths words to Lily and Paula and hids his face from Bridget)
Nick: I knew I wanted to get in her pants
(Nick smiles innocently at Bridget, she looks at him suspiciously)

Simon's True Form

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Lily: Simon is asexual, so we're not compatible that way.
Bridget: Asexual? What, is he some sort of plant?
Lily: No. Actually, MAYBE. It WOULD explain some things.
(image of Simon being affectionate with a tree)
(panel of Simon as a plant talking to another plant)
other plant: Now Simon, after you take your human form, never forget that your mission is to advocate on behalf of your fellow plants.
Simon the plant: I won't disappoint you.

Third Wheel

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(Lane comes home)
Simon: Hi Lane.
Lane: Hi! I'm just gonna change out of my scrubs and head out again. Sorry I'm not around very much. It's just that things are going really well with Ramona right now.
Simon: It's okay. Maybe you and Ramona could come over here sometime, and we could all hang out.
Lane: Sure, if you don't mind being the third wheel.
Simon: Nah, I don't mind. I mean it's kind of my whole life, isn't it?
Lane: Simon.
(She hugs him)
Lane: I love you.
Simon: Love you too.

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